He Said Whut?? is dedicated to one of the funniest guys around. It's never a dull moment when you are in his presence. Your sides ache from laughing SO hard at his stories, and the randomness that spews from his mouth...
Thursday, August 5, 2010
You can't drink it if you can't carry it!
(talking about being able to carry a keg by himself)
I'm the strongest, scrawniest mother fucker around!
They arrested the FUUUUUUUUCK outta me!
The a/c works 50/50 .... it's either gonna suck it in, or blow it out.
(in reference to smoking weed in his bedroom at home, and waiting for the a/c to kick on to help get rid of the smoke...)
...You've gotta clear the air from your straw first.
...You're naaaaaaaasty! (walks away)
(walks back) ... You're naasty!"
The Bats! Those mother fuckers ride around with no headlights! One night they were hitting every bar ... and ended up at Taco Bell. They roll 10 deep, with a golf cart too! You can't see them, only hear them. Pow Pow! It's like Bat Sonar!
CONNECT!
...You drool, wake up naked, and wonder if you have to work.
(Talking to a mosquito ... which would be pronounced mos-qweet-o)
